Found after another afternoon on Listverse.
First six are some political stuff this time, but they're interesting.

SEVENTY-FIVE
“It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta.”
-Dave Barry

SEVENTY-FOUR
“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle”
-Winston Churchil

SEVENTY-THREE
“The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance”
-Thomas Jefferson

SEVENTY-TWO
“‘Politics’ is made up of two words, ‘poli,’ which is Greek for ‘many,’ and ‘tics,’ which are blood-sucking insects.”
-Gore Vidal

SEVENTY-ONE
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President — I’m beginning to believe it.”
-Clarence Darrow

(For the record, though, I'm pro-Obama. :) )

SEVENTY
“It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.”
-Voltaire

SIXTY-NINE
Believe, believe in me
Believe that life can change,
and you're not stuck in vain.
-Tonight, Tonight by The Smashing Pumpkins

SIXTY-EIGHT
Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.
-Jean-Jacques Rousseau

SIXTY
When I was an alien,
Cultures weren't opinions!
-Territorial Pissings by Nirvana

FIFTY NINE
You walk up to her,
Ask her to dance.
She says, "Hey, baby, I just might take the chance."
You say, "It's a good thing
That you float in the air... in the air.
That way there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces."
-Only in Dreams by Weezer



FIFTY EIGHT
Don't get my sympathy,
Hanging out the 15th floor.
Changed the locks three times,
He still comes reeling through the door.
One day, I'll get to you
And teach you how to get to purest hell

You do it to yourself, you do,
and that's what really hurts.
-Just by Radiohead

FIFTY SEVEN
Oh, the redheads said you shred the cello,
And I'm jello, baaaaaby.
-El Scorcho by Weezer



FIFTY SIX
Everyone wants some hope,
Something they can barely know.
-Photograph by Weezer

FIFTY FIVE
Some people think they're always right,
Others are quiet and uptight,
Others they seem so very nice, oh oh
Inside they might feel sad and wrong, oh no.
-You Only Live Once by The Strokes



FIFTY FOUR
Remember when we used to shine?
And had no fear, or sense of time.
-Shine Acoustic by Muse

FIFTY THREE
Police: Who are you and what exactly are you doing in that costume?
"I'm Batman."
Police: You must be kidding.
"I really am Batman."
Police: Arrest this Joker!

Hahah that's so lame.

FIFTY TWO
Here is a church
and here is a steeple,
We sure are cute, for two ugly people.
-Anybody Else but You by The Moldy Peaches

FIFTY ONE
If you think you are strong enough,
If you think you belong enough,
Nice Dream.
-(Nice Dream.) by Radiohead



FIFTY
I want to live and breathe,
I want to be part of the human race.
-The Bends by Radiohead

THANKS TO: +, anonymous and all these brilliant people and songwriters.

Have you seen The Dark Knight yet?
No, but I really want to.

Heya. I'm actually pretty busy nowadays, so I'll keep it simple.
I'm just bored.

FORTY NINE
Hearts that are broken and love that's untrue,
These go with learning the game.
When you love her and she doesn't love you,
You're only learning the game.
When she says that you're the only one she'll ever love,
Then you find that you are not the one she's thinking of,
Feeling so sad and you're all alone and blue,
That's when you're learning the game.
-Learning the Game by Buddy Holly

FORTY EIGHT
Today is the greatest
Day I’ve ever known,
Can’t live for tomorrow,
Tomorrow’s much too long,
I burn my eyes out,
Before I get out

I wanted more
Than life could ever grant
Bored by the chore
Of saving face
-Today by The Smashing Pumpkins

FORTY SEVEN
Nightmares are a future so absurd.
-The Parable of the Sower by Forgive Durden

FORTY SIX
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you is a boy who loves you.
-The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

FORTY FIVE
For a dreamer, night's the only time of day.
-Forgive Durden

FORTY FOUR
It's either you die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
-The Dark Knight

FORTY THREE
While we're on the subject
Can we change the subject now?
I was knocking on your ears
Don't worry, you were always out.
-Missed the Boat by Modest Mouse

FORTY TWO
I rub my eyes to find I thought I was in a slumber, but they've been open wide.
-The Parable of the Sower by Forgive Durden

FORTY ONE
I speak in many tongues to many men,
Argue with angels, and I always win,
But I don't know the first thing about love.
-Thrice [I forgot which song, maybe Moving Mountains]

I'm sorry for sucking at updating, haha. :D
Has anyone heard Pork and Beans, the new Weezer song?
Random hehe. :P
Well... I'm not dead... yet. :))
I'll put up an update soon when I have the time. :D