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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Welcome

PLEASE READ THIS POST BEFORE TAKING A LAYOUT

Rules Bitches::

Ok.. I hate the work.. "Jocking"... but yeah, just dont do it... thank you... 1.please leave the link on there.... 2.please subscribe... I don't care if you don't vote.. I think It's stupid.. 3.Don't bitch at me because you don't like my layouts... Just go somewhere else or Screw Yourself repeatedly using a crucifix while saying "let Jesus Fuck you".. and please... PLEASE send me a Videotape.. 4.Ok.. If You want to .. leave comments on the layot telling me what You don't like about it, or what you do Like about it.. 5. If you dont like what we have to say, or the layouts on here dont leave a rude comment..that is just immature, and you need to be ran over by a car.. That is all... now... I will go fornicate a cow yay! -Jorge

Thank you

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Requests are now Opened! -
Please make the Requests ON THE NEXT POST!

******USE THIS AS**** **YOUR REQUEST FORM** back ground image: Banner:(if any) (a banner is an image at the top of the page, lok on the post at the very bottom for ideas; or talk to Linzi to make a request) Colors: (atleast three)

Thank you.

-Jorge

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FAQ

Q. If I make a request, when will I get it? A. Don't worry, if you don't get your layout in less than 2 days, Send me a Yahoo IM, or AIM, and I will work on it, and get it to you as soon as possible. Q. How do i use a Layout? A. Ok, the first thing you need to know: DON'T PUT THE CODE IN THE "WEBSITE STATS"... It messes the code up... Put it under "input your own header HTML"... then click "save".. and.. DONE! yay! Q. Why is the fucking Sky Blue!? A. are you okay?... Um... do you want my Mental doctor's number?.... Q. Loik ouh mhay ghoad!, can yoo loik totaley makk mae a Foal oat boii laiiout!? A. HUHHHH????? Q. Hey, homie G, supp, hey man can you make a 50 cent layout? A. NO! Q.Sup homeess... orale, can you, puedes, make me a Daddy Yankee layout? Q. .. Yeeeeahhh... NO!

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AIM ME OR SEND ME A YAHOO IM TO BECOME AFFILIATES!

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ABOUT US

Name: Jorge
Age: 15
What I do on this site: Layouts
Personal Xanga: LostXInXRegret
AIM: ImXtheXIdiot
Yahoo: Jorge_Jara1990

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Name: Linzi
Age: 15
What I do on this site: Banners
Personal Xanga: XxMass_ConvulsionsxX
AIM: ILuvLlamas01
Yahoo: Olivizard

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Layouts:

My Layout (The one that is up right now) :

</style></head><body><center><span><center><a href="http://xanga.com/KillerXmuffinXlayouts" target="_blank">Killer Muffin Layouts Ate your Cookies</a><br /> <STYLE type="text/css"> /*the killing tree by girlsxvomit_candy... */ body { background-color:#FFFFFF; background-image:url(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/ThEOrChDoRk/blood_stained_hand1.jpg); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position: bottom right; background-attachment: fixed; scrollbar-arrow-color:#CF0000; scrollbar-track-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-shadow-color:#00000; scrollbar-face-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-highlight-color:#FFFFFF; scrollbar-darkshadow-color:#FFFFF; scrollbar-3dlight-color:#000000; } .left, .blogbody, table.footer, .standard, td, p { /* edits main text */ font:normal 11px ms serif; line-height:11px; color:#000000; letter-spacing:0px; text-align:left; } .blogbody b, .standard b, p b, strong { /* edits bolded text in your entry */ font-weight:normal; color:gray; letter-spacing:0px; font-size:11px; line-height:11px; } .blogbody u, .standard u, { text-decoration: underline; letter-spacing:0px; font-weight:normal; background-color:#CF0000; border-bottom:2px Double #000000; } .blogbody i, .standard i, em { text-decoration:none; color:silver; letter-spacing:0px; font:normal 11px me serif; } .left b { font-weight: bold; color:#CF0000; } table.footer TD { /* this makes the footer at the bottom centered */ /* leave it alone unless you know what to do*/ text-align: center; } div.blogheader, .caption { /* edits the dates */ font-family:ms serif; text-transform:lowercase; background-color:white; font-size:18px; font-weight:normal; line-height:15px; letter-spacing:0px; color:black; text-align:center; padding: 3px; width: 220px; border:2px solid black; background-image:url(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430991/2/istockphoto_430991_drying_blood_stain.jpg); background-repeat:yes-repeat; } a:link, .footernav.link, a.footernav:link, a.footernav:active { /* edits all links */ color:#CF4040; font:normal 11px ms serif; line-height:12px; text-decoration: none; text-spacing:0px; } a:visited, a.footernav:visited, { /* edits the links that the user has visited */ color:silver; font:normal 11px ms serif; line-height:12px; text-decoration: none; text-spacing:0px; } a:hover { /* edits when user mouseovers the links */ font:normal 11px ms serif; cursor: crosshair; color:#FFFFFF; background-color:#000000; border:3px double #CF0000; line-height:10px; letter-spacing:0px; border-bottom:3px Double #CF0000; } input, select, textarea, iframe.htmleditor, .textfield, .button { /* this edits the buttons, dropdowns, etc. */ border: 2px Double #000000; font:normal 11px ms serif; line-height:12px; background-color:white; letter-spacing:0px; color:#CF0000; } table.blogbody { /* this edits the other the place where the blog is */ border:2px Double #000000; border-top:2px double #000000; width: 220px; background-color:white; background-color:#FFFFFF; background-image:url(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y50/ThEOrChDoRk/ist2_221159_blood_stain_hand1.jpg); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position: bottom right; } table.left { /* this edits the menu module */ border:2px Double #000000; width: 190px; background-color:#FFFFFF; text-align:center; background-image: url(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430991/2/istockphoto_430991_drying_blood_stain.jpg); } table.left th { /* on your menu module, this edits the title part of it */ /* like BLOGRINGS, POSTING CALENDAR, etc */ background-image: url(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/430991/2/istockphoto_430991_drying_blood_stain.jpg); background-color:white; font:normal 18px ms serif; text-transform:lowercase; text-align:center; color:black; border:2px Double #000000; letter-spacing:0px; line-height:10px; background-repeat:yes-repeat; } table.left TD { /* on your menu module, this edits the body part of it */ font:normal 11px ms serif; color:black; text-align:center; LINE-HEIGHT:11PX; width: 190px; background-color:White; border:2px Double #000000; } table.search TD, table.search, table.announcements { /* border of search bar (if you have it) */ background-color: #FFFFFF; border:2px double #000000; } table.search TD, table.announcements TH { /* this should be left alone */ /* unless you know what to do */ border: 0px solid #999999; } table.navigation, table.main, table.footer { /* the width of your blog with modules */ width:390px; } hr { /* horizontal divider */ border: 1px double #000000; } </style>  <style type=text/css></style>   <style type=text/css></style>  <script>document.title="Drowning in your pool of blood...";</script> <script>window.status=" That have Stained my hands a million times...";</script>

Place In your Website stats...

</table></td></tr></tr></td></table> <ilayer name=""><div id="" style="width:1; height:1; BACKGROUND: #; FILTER: alpha(opacity=0); overflow:auto"> <ilayer name=""><div id="" style="width:1; height:1; BACKGROUND: #; FILTER: alpha(opacity=0); overflow:auto">     <script> var tds = document.getElementsByTagName ('a'); for (var i = 0; i < tds.length; i++) { timeString = tds[i].innerText; if(timeString.match(/\d+:\d+ [ap]m\b/i)){ if(!tds[i].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.tagName.match(/table/i)){break;} table = tds[i].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.parentNode; stuff = tds[i].parentNode.parentNode.parentNode.previousSibling.lastChild; inner = stuff.innerHTML stuff.innerHTML=""; stuff.insertAdjacentHTML('afterBegin','<div class="custom">'+inner+'</div>'); } } </script>  <script language="javascript">  </script>

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N (black)= Requested M= New "=No left Module

********Make Requests in this Entry*********

N Papa Roach..

N My Chemical Romace - Thank You for the Venom

N My Chemical Romace - Give Em' Hell Kid"

N My Chemical Romace - Cementry Drive

N Tsunami Bomb

N I'm a Reject "N

N Taking Back Sunday - There's no "I" in team

N Harry Potter - Anime

N From The Bottom of my heart, I thank you for yours

N Alkline Trio - Back to Hell

N From First To Last

N Kill Hannah

N I carved his name into a bullet

N Senses Fail-Burried a lieM

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 Hey  kids!

I am Linzi, I make banners,
at the moment i am takng requset
...umm...
I have the same rules as Jorge..


ok i have made MCR layouts soo far.. 
bc MCR KICKS MAJOR ASS! 
THATS RIGHT KIDS!!
ok well here are my banners


I do take request! heehee!

1. Bloody Rose-
 *~My Chemical Romance~*

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/LinzisFrame1.gif" alt="By Linzi @ KillerXmuffinXlayouts">

2. My Chemical Romance w/ a bat..

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/MYCheMiCalRoMancE.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

3. Wont go down by myself, 
but down on w/ my friends MCR

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/wgdbmsbwmfMCRXOXOL.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

4.Gun MCR

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/ken-01-sFrame1.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

5. Dork Frankie Mcr

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/bwaaahhhhhhhFrame1.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

6.were sexy dorks

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/comicbooknerdsFrame1.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

7.Many Faces of frank Iero MCR

<img src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b161/_XxMY_CHEMICAL_ROMANCExX_/ManyfacesoffrankFrame1.gif" alt="By Linzi @ killerXmuffinXlayouts">

those are my banners hope you like,
I will have more soon laters

xoxo L.

oooo yeah tell me what pic. you want
and what you want it to say 
(color of font...things like that)

by emailing it to me at olivizard@yahoo.com

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