one.
sometimes people write the things that they can't say.
( Haley ; One Tree Hill )

two.
Haley: Now that you mention it. It was junior year, the boy toy auction, we had that water balloon fight up here and you saw my tattoo of Nathan's jersey number for the first time.
Lucas: You mean your slutty little tramp stamp?
Haley: I am so barely your friend right now.



three.
Nathan: Holy crap.
Lucas: What?
Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a mohawk.
Lucas: I do?

four.
Nathan: By the way, nobody's sporting the faux hawk anymore dude.
Jamie: I'm bringing it back!



five.
Monica: I read an article the other day that said you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat it, it kills them.
Richard: So that's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars.

six.
Monica: My boyfriend doesn't have a thing!
Richard: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.



seven.
Chandler: Hey.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Ross: Do you say this stuff to girls?

eight.
didn't take long for the room to fill with trust
and these four walls came down around us
( Four Walls ; Miley Cyrus )



nine.
and 7th thing I hate the most that you do
you make me love you
and the 7th thing I like the most that you do
you make me love you
( 7 Things ; Miley Cyrus )

ten.
I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
stay with me tonight
( Your Call ; Secondhand Serenade )

one.
he said the way my blue eyes shined
put those Georgia stars to shame that night
( Tim McGraw; Taylor Swift )

two.
he says he's so in love
he's finally got it right
I wonder if he knows
he's all I think about at night
( Teardrops On My Guitar ; Taylor Swift )



three.
so I drive home alone, as I turn out the light
I put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight
( Teardrops On My Guitar ; Taylor Swift )

four.
Joey: [to Ross] Move on, go to China, eat Chinese food.
Chandler: of course there they just call it "food"



five.
I don't let nobody see me wishing he was mine.
( I'd Lie ; Taylor Swift )

six.
[Joey's participating in a fertility study at NYU]
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
Phoebe: Wow, you're gonna be making money hand over fist.



seven.
maybe I should've seen the signs,
should've read the writing on the wall.
and realized by the distance in your eyes
that I would be the one to fall.
( A Perfectly Good Heart ; Taylor Swift )

eight.
[Joey's trying out a series of non-ethnic names]
Casting Director: Name?
Joey: Holden McGroin



nine.
[Ross & Chandler are talking about Rachel's dream]
Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream!
Chandler: I-I'm sorry... it was a one time thing, I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious

ten.
I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about
and she's got everything that I have to live without
( Teardrops On My Guitar ; Taylor Swift )