Is an amazing book, I gotta admit.
I thought it was like a lame fandom-ish thing, that just had all the girls swooning, "OHMYGAHHH EDWARD CULLENNNNN!"
I didn't really think it would be worth the hype it earned for itself.
But!
Again, I was wrong. =D
And I love it!
But I gotta say...
Does THIS:

Look like the face of Edward Cullen to you?
I LOVE movie people. Everyone who knows me knows that. I understand that some parts are hard to fit an actor to, and I have a deep respect for the people who make the characters.
BUT!
This?

No, People!
Just... NO!
So here, Mr. Movie Man, I've compiled a list of people who would be exponentially better for the role of Edward than whoever you have now...
Add gold contact lenses to each one, and viola!
Exhibit A: Gerard Way

Not only hot, but pale and dark haired as called for. Pure and simple.
Exhibit B: Shane West

In the right light? Come on, don't tell me you don't see it!
Exhibit C: Johnny Knoxvile

If, of course, he was less goofy, more clean-cut, and... hotter?
Exhibit D: Drake Bell

He could totally do it!
And last but not least....

Yes, I would cast my own Boyfriend as Edward Cullen.
So congratulations, Mr. Movie Man. You got a sucky Edward.
But you'll still have every girl at the first showing of the movie.
And you'll be getting ten bucks for my ticket as well.
Good day to you. *tips hat*