Hmm, has anyone ever noticed the irony of Ville's name?

In English, Ville Valo means William Light. A nickname for William is Buddy.

So.. that makes Ville's name Bud Light. *face palm*

Alcohol.. go figure.

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A lady told her priest, "Father, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed. "Bring your parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots. My parrots read the Bible and will teach your parrots how to pray."

The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priest's house. His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying. The lady put her two female parrots into the cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" the female birds asked. One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

Take care sweethearts <3

A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"The bus driver insulted me!" she says.

"He could be fired for insulting passengers," says the man. "You shouldn't let him get away with that!"

"You're right," says the woman. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"Good idea," says the man. "Here, I'll hold your monkey."

This guy's having a drink at a rooftop bar when a man walks in, asks for a shot, downs it, and takes a running leap off the roof. To the guy's surprise, the man floats back up, lands gently on his feet, and returns to the bar. Amazed, the guy asks how he did it. "Easy," says the man. "The wind currents around this building are so strong that you can float on them!"

"Wow," says the guy. "I gotta try that!" He downs a shot, takes a running leap off the edge--and falls to a horrible, bloody death.

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Jeez, Superman, you really are a jerk when you drink."

Take care sweethearts <333

For now, this is the end of my ever-popular 'hiatus'. I believe only one person noticed. But hey, who ever payed attention to the likes of me besides the fact? Well darlings, enjoy some interesting tid-bits <3

Whats more fun then random facts?

•The name Wendy was invented for the novel Peter Pan.
•Dentists in medieval Japan extracted teeth by pulling them out with their fingers.
•The first household refrigerators cost about $16,000, in today's money!
•No one knows how many people died during the sinking of the Titanic.
•A chameleon’s tongue is twice the length of its body.
•Even a blind chameleon changes color.
•Colgate's first toothpaste came in a jar.
•The typical spec of dust that you see floating in the air is half way in size between the Earth and a subatomic particle.
•The faster a kangaroo hops, the less energy it burns!
•55.2% of us will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet.
•Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.
•More boys than girls are born during the day; more girls are born at night.
•The ‘Big Dipper’ is known as ‘The Casserole’ in France.
•Your skeleton keeps growing until you are about 35, then you start to shrink.
•You share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.
•In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.
•An eagle can attack, kill, and carry away an animal as large as a small deer.
•By 3,000 B.C. there were at least six different types of beer in Egypt.
•The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
•Chained dogs are 3 times more likely to bite than unchained dogs.
•Every three seconds, a new baby is born.
•The 'vintage date' on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were picked, not the year of bottling!
•Spiders have transparent blood.
•The man who created the Thighmaster was once a Bhuddist Monk.
•Sound at the right vibration can bore holes through a solid object.
•Crayola is a French word that means 'Oily chalk.'
•To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
•A bird 'chews' with its stomach.
•The number of yearly births in India is larger than the population of Australia
•Pilgrims did not eat with forks. They only used spoons, knives and their fingers.
•Maine is closer to Bermuda than Florida!
•Virgina Woolf wrote all her books standing.
•Contrary to popular belief, opossums, squirrels, chipmunks, and mice do not carry rabies.
•Take your height and divide by eight. That’s how “tall” your head is.
•All major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job!
•The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
•Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935.
•Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
•76% of Americans celebrate New Year's Eve in groups of less than 20.
•Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
•Dog owners in Turin, Italy can be fined up to $650 if they don't walk their dog at least three times a day!
•The oil used by jewelers to lubricate clocks and watches costs about $3,000 a gallon.
•The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.

Take care sweethearts <3