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Ooooooooooookay.......
Finally, after what, a year of not updating I'm...Uhhh..Updating.
Obviously I'm not really into this whole, xanga/diary thing but this crap is too much to NOT write about.
So as a means to stop repeating myself and to let the public know my damn story (Of nearly being mobbed). Here I go.
(Must I remind you that this story is exactly how it happened, no lies, nothing and is from my point of view/perspective. Some parts may be boring but hey, what the hell else am I supposed to update about.)
Where will I begin..Well, it all happened on Friday, yep, the day of the short school day. Phil and I decided to go to the park to play/practice capoeira. After about 2 and a half blisters later we decide to go to the oh so "Beautiful" Mcdonalds.....
From the second we entered I knew something was going to happen..I mean cmon, these (I will not use names although I know some of them. ) three "Muthafuckers" (Yes, I will refer to these original three as Muthafuckers) started giving us the "eye" (Ya know, eyeing us out (In a purely NON-Homosexual way) ). It happens to be that I have previously had troubles with these Muthafuckers before and some of them have gone to my elementary school.
The Mutha Fuckers
Oh sorry, to describe el muthafuckers. Each of the three were probably highschool middleclass men (I.e. sophomores etc.). "Dumbshit" (The main one that called us out) was korean, about 150 lbs(Not in a fat way), (Nothing serious to worry about but still...Something to worry about ) and about 5'9. The other two who I shall refer to as "Fuckheads" didn't actually talk AS much during this incident but nonetheless participated in calling "Us" out. These two were actually a Shatload smaller,(5'1-5'3) filipino, and didn't look like they could do much except throw their slippers at us and call us "Fakash".
Back to the Story
Knowing these..Muthafuckers I told Phil to eat "light" because of the possibility that something might "Go down". I got a small mcflurry. Phil got a #11 (Double Cheeseburger, fries, etc.). Ah yes. To where we sat down. Let me draw a fucking diagram for this shit.Remember, I was looking out the fucking window during most of this shit.
(Yes, It’s in paint, boohoo.)
After about 20 min Of eating and Phil+Muthafuckers giving the “eye”.Dumbshit decides to stand up and proclaim to Phil
Dumbshit:“What the fuck you looking at”.
Well the conversation kina went on like this.
Phil:Ho!(In a “hi!” sort of gesture/manner)
Fuckheads:What de fack, you like fieet?We go outside right now faka!
Phil:What?What the hell are you talking about?
Well.That concluded the negotiations…Shortly thereafter.It all escalated to…
Dumbshit:Faka, I take you AND your friend on!
Phil:Fuck you assfuck
MuthaFuckers(Remember, I was facing the damn window so I couldn’t really SEE who was talking) :Cmon faka we go right now, outside
Phil: Nah right heres good.
Muthafuckers:Cmon we go outside faking pusay!
Phil: Why not here, fuckers.
Ahh Yes. The irony.Did I forget to mention that during all of this “Feisty” negotiations Phil was trying to reassure me that “Nah, these fuckers are pussies, they not gonna fight”In which I promptly responded with “Dude, I know these assholes.Buttttt…If you sure you wanna do this, then whatever I'm in...”
(Must I remind you that none of el muthafuckers have directly spoken to me in quite some time now and I didn't quite know if their "beef" was with me)
Yes, Okay, slightly pussyish but during all this I was thinking… Hypothetically speaking, lets say we do succeed and kick ALL of their asses, givem bloody noses, givem the assbeating of the century, whatever.
The next fucking thing on their minds, for the rest of their godforsaken lives will be,“When can I get these bastards next” Or, “I ARE GOING TO KEEEL THESE FARKERSh” Not to mention that They would keep bringing more people, and the problem would worsen, and worsen.Added on to that is that fact that I knew some of these fuckers, they knew where I lived, and that when I’m not in track, I must catch the bus, and walk past all of these fuckers hangouts (Oh did I mention that they “Hang” with MORE muthafuckers).
So as you can see, I was not positive that I really wanted to fight, but then again….”Whatever happens, happens”.(Plus, of course I would help Phil, 3v1 Don’t seem as fair as 3v2)
Back to the story…. Hm..
Let me reassure you that there was much more yelling, teasing, calling out, fucker calling, etc. Than what I wrote above.
After a Lllllloooongg time.El muthafuckers made their exit and waited about 40 yds away from Mcdonalds.It was at this time that Phil decided to call his *SighAunties Boyfriend “Chris” to come and help/kick the other dudes asses.(Chris is about 24 by the way.)Heh, The funny thing is…That Phil asked to use some stranger/customer/innocent bystanders phone and when he called…
Chris Didn’t pick up.
So we were apparently FUCKED because el muthafuckers APPARENTLY saw my friend using a phone, which inspired THEM to start calling for THEIR fellow buttfucking mates.
So.We left.
During this time I was completely clueless as to where we would go (I have no fucking idea where these guys were coming from, but more and more were coming to join el muthafuckers.And I mean outa every-fucking-where, allies, garbage cans : ), streets, houses, stores, it was like a fucking zombie movie. )
I, myself wanted to walk home and forget about it but then again.All 6 of them were following us (Not chasing.There was no running or chasing in this whole story, whatsoever)
Phil got the bright idea to go to arco, where his cousin (Who shall remain nameless) worked.Well.We did go to arco.Fuck. Where his cousin gave Phil a bat and told us to wait inside while she called Chris and others.(By now more of el muthafuckers compadres were gathering)
As I have heard, Chris was once part of a kind of “Gang” and apparently Fought a shitload.
Right now, what was happening was.Phil was getting excited.I was getting annoyed/pissed/bored (Hey this shit was gonna either happen or it wasn’t..And I didn’t wanna wait for more to come.)
While we were waiting for Chris. There came a point where I took Phils bat and almost confronted el muthafuckers but to my avail.Phil grabbed my backpack and dragged me back to arco, telling me to wait a while.Once back in arco, Phil robbed me of the bat and I became the “Thinker” Again.
It was now, and again that I didn’t want to fight because well…I’m not big on fighting and the only way I know how to keep someone down and on the ground is to either break something (Bonewise) or to rip one of their primary appendages (Eyes, ear, off) etc.If you think about it, punching someone in the face/stomach once or twice isn’t going to knock someone out (Unless you have some SERIOUS strength/ Believe me, it’s a shitload harder to knock someone out than you think.).I mean, I was all up for it, the fighting and all..But I didn’t really wanna get in serious trouble, get a record, have more mufakas after me, etc. But Then again I didn’t wanna see any of my friends, (OR ME!) get hurt.
So.Chris came, short, buff, scary, tattooed, guy.
Damn Phil has a lot of family.It so happened that his mom, his aunty, and many many others where at the fucking shopping center as well….So.We had a standoff.
The odds were kind of like..
MuthaFuckers+about11 other people vs Me, Phil, Chris, and his (Girl) cousin (Yes I’m sure she can fight.She’s scary too. J)
Ah-Ha, It’s time for another diagram.
As you can see we are outnumbered as well as the fact that I am still kind of watching (None of them have directly spoken to ME yet). (I dont care how fucking good you are at fighting, you cannot take people on at 3 to one odds, hardly even 2 to one)
Ahahah The good part.Dumbshit (The one who called us out in the first place) and his younger, pussy, brother (who came later) were scared!!!!
Phils aunty was trying to settle our little…Dispute
Aunty:What the hell is this?! What’s going on!
Dumbshit:These fuckers called us out, it was supposed to be me versus them (Points to me and Phil)
(Yes, I am positive we could have whooped his ass.)
Aunty:This looks like a fucking mob to me
Dumbshits brother :No we not gon mawb that’s pussy shit.
Aunty: Then why the fuck are there so many of you guys here
Dumb Shits brother:*Gives a constipated face and looks like hes just been asked for the ingredients of cough medicine
Aunty:Look, you don’t know each other, and you don’t know each other (Points at both of the sides) so why the fuck is this happening.
Dumbshit:Dos fakas call us out and tease us at mcdonalds!
Me:I know those two.(Points at dumbshit+Brother)
Dumbshit+Brother: * Looks like their gonna shit their pants!
It was then that I KNEW something about them.They thought I was gonna call the cops on THEM specifically and tell their dad (Who is a known hardass/abuser/and obviously a raper)
Mwhahahahaha, Fuckers.
15 Arguments Later….
Some huge fucker came out of no where.This fucker.Who I learned later had a criminal record.Etc.was pretty damn huge.6’8 maybe.Shitloads of piercings etc.etc.
Ah.The irony.This fucker took off his shirt, pointed at me, and accused me of calling HIM out at mcdonalds.Hah.
LooksLikeBeenGayBoned: Deis Mufakawer call me out in mcdonalds.He say he kick my ass.Fawkerer.
Me:(Laughing, Yes fucking laughing) What the fuck?! You weren’t even at mcdonalds jackass.Hell, you just got here about 20 seconds ago.
LooksLikeBeenGayBoned:Doesn’t talk.Goes back to arguing with Phils aunty.
To make a fucking long story short, Phil tells “LooksLikeBeenGayBoned” that he’d kill him.Big argument involving “LooksLikeBeenGayBoned” telling all of us that he’d “Fucking shoot us”.Phils cousin calling the cops. Telling everyone to stay.El muthafuckers and their “ilk” Run away. Like pussies.
One more slight detail.Ahahahah Dumbshit thought he was right and tried to sit through all of this.
Phils cousin: I just called the police and all of you have to stay*People already start leaving and saying the “Nah, nah” bullshit
Dumbshit: Fuck, I gon stay here, I not going *Sits down
It was genuinely hilarious as Dumbshit watched each one of his friends leave and watching his face switch from "comforted" to the “Oh fuck, I am a kroean pussy” look.
kiMcHi!1!11!!!1!
Almost ended.Well,Police came, we had to tell the damn story over again, phils cousin was threatened, we found out about them, got those fuckers banned from the whole damn shopping center.I then sat around talking and was constantly reminded to “watch my back” for them because Of where I live (In relation to them, Which is very close).
Yep.That’s the end.I have about 13 angry, filipono/Korean/samoan fuckers looking for me around the neighborhood.Oh, did I mention the father (Waimanalo samoan,Filipino fucker about 6,7 190-250 lbs) of “LooksLikeBeenGayBoned” who came and also looked like he wanted to kill us?
Fuckers.
Scared.No.
Pissed.Yes.
*Sigh, someday I'm suing their ASS...
(Besides my newly acquired concealable..... stuff)
Case settled.Sorry if this took more of your time than you thought.I just thought it was too damn good to NOT post.
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