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Name: janice
Interests: Books and knowledge. HAH! I want a hippopotamus for Christmas (I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?).
Expertise: I'm an expert tease. I've built up a great resistance to caffeine and sugar.
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Member Since:
2/26/2006
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| On MediocrityI am sick of being mediocre. No kidding. Maybe not in Kansas, but relatively speaking, I am mediocre. This is Arcadia.
So, uh ...Brawl. Thanks for bursting my happy, ignorant Bubble of Brawl Bliss, Jasper.
But I can beat you (the generic "you") in swimming and/or tennis. Maybe the two of them together...................as soon as I get comfortable with my tan line and I re-tape my racket.
Jiminy Cricket. I am such a loser.
And I smell like a wet dog right now. Oh, gods.
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| My STAR scores are not reassuring. I'm fantastic in theory, but lukewarm in practice.
Discourse saved at the behest of Jenna.
Note her infinitely astute remarks, which consist mostly of "omg," "lol," and "ok."
Jenna needs something
splendiferous to do.
10:11pm Jenna: entertain me
10:11pm Janice: i would prefer not to.
10:11pm Jenna: haha
10:11pm Janice: well
there was a time
(in time gone by)
when Hope was high
on something,
and life was worth
living.
10:12pm Jenna: hmm...
10:12pm Janice:
but jenna had misgivings
about
the bling
10:12pm Jenna:
what??!
10:13pm Janice:
okay, new topic.
i
had cream cheese on french bread.
10:13pm Jenna:
eww
10:13pm Janice:
the flavours went straight to my head.
my
band shirt is red.
10:14pm Jenna:
stop that singingggg
lol
10:14pm Janice:
after that, i was fed.
you
have a blackhead.
i'm in no rhyming mood
right now. D:
it's too difficult,
i'm afraid.
i'm not quite sure
how,
but my nerves are
quite frayed.
how has your summer
gone?
i'm sure mine has all
but fled.
my college apps have
been done all wrong.
i'm typing this as i
sit on my bed.
it would be quite an
undertaking
10:16pm Jenna:
omggg
lol
10:16pm Janice:
if, for my personal statement, i wrote in verse.
it
would leave my mental facilities aching.
shallow
poetry is such a curse.
10:18pm Janice:
i need to remove my contacts sooner or later,
i
can't wait for the florida
trip gator.
10:19pm Jenna:
lol
ok
im
entertained
10:19pm Janice:
how'll the hotel rooms be sorted?
10:19pm Jenna:
i shouldnt have asked
10:19pm Janice:
the previous form was aborted,
and
i feel quite the second-rater.
the prior was a
limerick, oh double-reeder.
i'm quite the avid
beader.
i make bracelets and
strands
with my own two hands,
but i'm not as
proficient a leader.
10:21pm Jenna:
you should save this
ok,
off to beddd
byee
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| I AM SPARTACUSPHANTOM REGIMENT WON!!!!!!!111eleven!!girlishsquee
BY POINT-ZERO-TWO-FIVE POINTS OVER BD!!!
OMG gleeful.
Haha, I just got my voice back in the aftermath of Six Flags. It'd be excellent if I lost it SCREAMING LIEK I AM NAOO.
Hello there, DCI 2008 World Champions.
'kay, I'm done. 
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| double-you tee expletiveAtlas Shrugged is being made into a movie. It's set to be released in 2009.
I'm not against this as something that'll bring the book more publicity, but I'm worried that Hollywood will water down or completely skew the themes of the book. Dagny Taggart will be the peasant-loving humanitarian crushed by the sexist fellows of her business, and Jim Taggart will be the EVIL CAPITALIST OVERLORD that exploits aforementioned peasants and eats small children. Really, because that's the way Hollywood swings. Sing the virtues of the downtrodden, anyone?
Angelina Jolie is Dagny Taggart. Dagny Taggart does not ooze sex appeal or have an impeccable tan. She looks like a man. Some Rand fans on IMDB are suggesting Jennifer Connolly instead. I'd take her over Jolie, but Jolie apparently liked the book so much that she pursued the movie rights. Her recent movies aren't that bad, and would it really be better to at least have somebody who's enthusiastic about her part?
Mmhm.
Maybe Ragnar Danneskjold will come and blow up all the movie theaters on the night of the premiere.
Maybe the movie won't be that horrible. The book was crypto-fascist to begin with, anyways.
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| Things I lost today:
1) Olive-green Sharpie that I stole from Stephanie in freshman year to sign yearbooks with.
I'm not going to vandalise your filthy accouterments!!
2) Coffee granola bar.
HEY! YOU <profanity>!! I am NOT carrying a BOMB in my FOOD!!!!
3) Roll of Mentos, of sentimental significance.
See above.
4) Other food article.
See above.
5) Ability to form coherent thoughts.
After Goliath, Goliath, Riddler's Revenge, Log Jammer, Roaring Rapids, Tatsu, X2, Viper, Scream, Scream, and Goliath, who wouldn't?
6) Fear of roller coasters.
See above.
I came up with a new diet plan: The Amusement-Park Diet.
1) You walk quite frequently in amusement parks.
a) When you're not walking, you're standing in line.
2) Amusement park food is so grossly overpriced (four dollars for WATER?) you're somewhat put off from purchasing food.
a) You're also usually too nauseous to eat.
b) Those avaricious jerks confiscate all the food you bring in.
3) Screaming also burns calories.
But then you have to suffer the forty-minute drive and the exorbitant ticket/parking prices.
Unless if you buy a sodding season pass.
"I can feel my BRAIN sloshing around!!"
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