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Saturday, September 06, 2008

I puked out chicken rice yesterday. I know this will really gross you out but the roasted chicken skin was still perfectly intact when i puked it out, and the oil of the chicken rice was seen floating on the surface of the toilet bowl. Ewww! kay i'll stop here.

On thursday when to vivo and took a cable car ride. I didn't bring my camera because it was spolit, yeah hate it too. Anyway, i saw the cutest toy poodle, ever!! It's 2 months old and cost $2,500. Expensive little pup, but i still love you! You're so small and cute!!!!!
Jacque# 021

Jacque# 022
Then there's another one
Jacque# 023
Don't know what breed but it posed for me so i just took it's picture. It's bigggggggggggggggg.

i'll stop here because i had to study. I slept the whole because i'm sick : (


Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Currently Listening
Back Home
By Westlife
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It is still raining.

gg     
Yesterday's Chinese paper was actually easy! Ha, alright good. It was a good way to start the examinations, haha. Gossip girl season 2 premiered yesterday, finally. Season 2, the summer holidays in the hamptons. Where all the rich and gorgeous hang out."Hot lifeguards are like Kleenex, use once and throw away."  I was supposed to mug real hard for social studies paper which was today but i ended up having company over.

Stella and Amos came over to my playground. We talked, gossiped and ooo read a little certain magazine. It's totally for the brilliant eyes only. Called ben lee as he was on his way home, yelled at him for taking so long to reach my playground. It seems like both Amos and i knew alot of the same people. But actually, once you know ben lee, you know the world.

"Know Ben lee, know the world"

Then it started raining, and Stella made alot of noise and we all ended up at my place. I brought down the 2004 St.michael's year book and stupid Ben is like in a world of his own. When we're talking about something else, he'll be like, "Eh, this guy is now in my school." They stayed about until 7-ish then i walked them down. Yay, frwens!!! I feel v v v v happy.   Love you girlfriend!!!

After dinner, the family played picturenary. It was really fun and the pictures that were drew were hilarious. Played a few games then i'm to finally start studying my social studies which only lasted for 1hr15mins. Melissa's mom checked the chinese paper and so she gave me the answers. Yoohoo, i did quite well. I am very please. I hope i just don't get 19/60 for paper 2 again.

Today, we had to wake up and waste our money just to take our listening comprehension. Completely waste of time, i didn't understand what the hell the man was talking about so i just tried to guess and i think i did okay? I just want to pass that section so it won't pull my grades down. I want at least an A2 for chinese, which is highly impossible.

After listening, Melissa and i took the bus to the braddell mrt and we said we would walk to Ms.kaur's house but instead, after walking for awhile she started to complain that it was too hot and she wanted to cab. We walked for a very long time and tried to flag for a cab, but none came. So ended up walking to her house. Both of us wanted to sleep but Ms.kaur refused and we had to study!! Gosh, it was torture and tiring. Hilarious journey there though.

Lazy Melissa and myself walked out of the HDB, crossed the road and got into a cab. I told the cab driver, "Junction 8, just drive straight and let us alight at the bus stop." And thats like a 10 minute walk for her house! Total cost of the cab - $ 3.30.

Cabbed to school after lunch as J8. The cabby was very very irritating. Very mean too, but he drives very fast. We reached school in 7 minutes(plus-minus). Met Felicia and Clare outside the band room and went crazy. I tried to rap the social Tamil and Sri Lankan notes into different songs like "Byebye", "If that's okay with you" etc. It was very funny, fun, entertaining and omg really engery draining! After that, i slept. Gameover. Brain dead! And the paper wasn't over yet!

Paper wasn't so bad. Okay that's all i'm going to say about it. Came home and slacked all the wayyyyy. Did absolutely nothing but played the computer and sleep. Wow, life is good. And it was raining so heavily, quite shiok too.

Time to do something productive. Goodbye.


Sunday, August 31, 2008

ShoulderAche

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This is a stupid but funny picture. I don't know why would anyone want to throw their babies away. The fact that the woman carried that little bug inside her for 9 months. All the mood swings, morning sickness, weird food craving etc, the people around suffer and her husband.Yknow why? Because their parents wants a little grandkid so they can play and take care. Letting their children get a little piece of parenthood aka called "payback".

I went for mass at 5.30pm. Before that, i woke up 11.35am and watched Fairly oddbaby. It's a special episode where Cosmo gets pregnant with a fairly baby. It's very very cute, and it's called Poof.

I accidentally cut my thumb and it really hurts, it even bled. I aided myself with a hello kitty pink plaster. Yay, now i'm cured of all bloodyness and mess won't get onto my bedsheets. I did a comprehension for my tuition and then i left to meet Mich, we went for mass together. Yay, i love you very much. I'll have dumpling soups with you soon!!!

Used my dad's Iphone and sms. It can get quite difficult but after awhile, it gets very addicitive. I kinda got the hang of typing it. So it now all comes to down to it.

The question of the year : Sidekick or Iphone?

Not many people will have the Sidekick and it's pretty. Very pretty, but just like what XX said, the Sidekick takes very lousy pictures. The Iphone on the other hand, everyone in Singapore will have one. But the touch screen thing can get quite annoying when you're in a rush. Imagine trying to sms during lesson time, how difficult will it be! It's so sentitive.

Two tuition tmr!!! Hate it, but the sept holidays are here. I'm going to get my 4 wisdom tooth out next month, they are really starting to hurt again. So that will give me at least 2 weeks of Mc, i'll be eating nothing and painkillers.

EVERYONE, get your computer ready this tuesday because it's the return of the second season of the most fabulous show in the world - GossipGirl. You know you love that show, xoxo.  


Saturday, August 30, 2008

I have a sexy grandma.

Hello everyone, i would just like to let you know that i, Jacquelineleejingmin, pwn Mich in Scrabbles. I am the reigning champion in the word puzzle game. And the word that helped me win was : Quit, (Q was 10 points) and something else, but whatever. Total score for me was 144, and Mich : 112. Yes, thank you thank you. I am very good, and i found out your funny little school. Heehee, gonna taunt you for life!!!!!

Anyway, we had subway for dinner. Gosh, it was good. I can't remember when was the last time i had subway. Very good. I bought my school shoes as my old ones were really really bad, torn beyond repair, literally. I came home and slept really early! 11pm something. Not bad right, on a friday night some more.

This morning i had tuition at 11.30pm with Melissa. We talked and had an "invisible talking wall". Came home and played mindless word games on game rival then completing my chinese homework. I watched "Keeping up with the kardashian." It was good, ahha funny as always.

My daddy bought an Iphone.

I'm talking to Eugene about what if your fiancee had......
1) STD
2) a kid
3) something else.

His answer for 1) was wear a condom, my suggestion was dump her or don't have sex
2) dump her! Or i dont know. Eugene lee, you are very weird and also have weird family habits. Going for mass at 7am is ridiculous. I know you can pay attention but i can't. Not even in school. I still have you prison break 3, i had it since last year. Last year Eugene, and you were supposed to get it back 40weeks ago!

Yet again, i'm playing mindless games. I played this game where i have to save cats and save the old grandma from being attacked by dogs and some tribal guy. Played chains, word-flip, boggle, tower blaster etc. There's nothing interest to do online anymore, besides playing those online games. Even snood doesn't need internet. That's why i love it.

Stupid Anaplak, she's always complaining that i'm always online. You should die now, ugly slut. Don't forget my tuition time slot, slut! If not, i keel you! My mother is nagging at me to study, eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Mass time at 11am, prata for breakfast. Hmm, sounds great doesn't it! Sept holidays are hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

byebye all you cockpit suckers.

Byebye Eugene lee! Oo, you love to have sex with _ _ _ _ _ _.


Friday, August 29, 2008

Currently Listening
Strawberry Kisses
By Nikki Webster
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Sophia


Ever since my camera was spoilt beyond repair, i didn't have anyfunny pictures to post up. I had to resort to taking baby Suri's picture(and because she's cute.) I really have nothing much to blog about because there's nothing interest happening lately. It's either going to school for intensive lessons and coming home after school. Then studying or sleeping. Looking through mydailydose of Gossips too and sometimes Snood.

& of course tuition with Melissa(social studies) and Stephy(chinese) for different subs.

Nothing much, and with the rainy seaons it makes the mood more "sian" but on the plus side it's coolness and not scorching. So that good enough for me . I didn't do anything much yesterday. It was just lessons and during chinese, which is going to be our last lesson with our laoshi aka mad horse, we had 3 back to back lessons with her. She's very nice to us and has that motherly feel when she teachs us. I'm really gonna miss her. Nicest chinese teacher.

During recess it was nothing but laughing at the blowjob sound from Harold and kumar the sequal. (Insert blowjob sound.) Clare and i kept doing it and we told Fatin about the little scandal which i think is true???? Well i don't know, but i hope i get more inside on the gossip. 

Omfg, i passed my physic. I jumped by 17marks. I am very very happy. I scored mostly on my MCQ. Four questions wrong leh, not bad! I hope i can do like this for my end year.

I took the public transport home and went out. I watched "Death Race", it wasn't that bad. It was actually quite thrilling for awhile. Unlike the movie "4bia" not everyone dies in the show. Clare is going to watch 4bia today, [
Slut, call me once you read this!!!] Walked around and studied. Hahaha, there were plenty of insert jokes, right Mich?! There was the fake moanage and the door bell trick. Love you alot.  

Today, was the celebration for teacher's day. I kept waking up this morning because i thought i had tuition, then the next hour i woke up again thinking that i had an appointment? I don't know why i'm so paranoid. Anyway, woke and had maggie mee. I watched a couple of "Wizards of waverly place" episode and then i came up to do some homework.

I'm going out for dinner tonight, i'm quite surprised that my mother let me go out, she said it was for me to relax a little bit. Wow, yeah i know.

Guess what everyone, do you know who was the fool that got her sex tape up on _________.blog.com? It's some korean/singaporean. I think? She's called Nina chan. She's quite pretty la, not ugly. So yah. And no, i didn't watch the sex tape, i couldn't. It wouldn't want to load.

I am not disgusting, i'm just different.

(o)>(o)
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Monster!



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