Rules : Turn on Google & look for the following expressions. Be
mature & use your real name. Use the first thing that appears &
makes sense..
Q.Put "[your name] needs" on Google
A: Reuben Mears was in a fire Monday morning and is in St Luke Hospital in stable condition!!!
How scary.
Q.Put "[your name] looks like" on Google
A: Good reuben is a thing of beauty, with the flavors all coming together to make total sandwichy goodness.
How wonderful eh? I'm now known all around the world as a sandwich
Q.Put "[your name] says" on Google"
A: Reuben says in his latest book that having sex with the wrong person these days can even increase your possibility of getting cancer.
OH MY...OH OH MY.
I swear this was the first thing i saw that made sense!
Q.Put "[your name] wants" on Google
A: I also heard that Reuben wants to retire and is teaching another young man to do this...
Ok im not that old. or maybe i can retire young!
Q.Put "[your name] does" on Google
A: Reuben does not often tangle with anything so complex as high school zoology. Mostly he cheerleads for more and better female orgasms.
Ok. There is Seriously something uncanny between my name and SEX. i wonder....Hmm
Q.Put "[your name] hates" on Google
A: Gates of Heaven: Reuben Hates The Little Girl. Reuben hates her family. She hates her nosy-horny step mom and she hates her drunk-to-death father. And Reuben hates the wailing child. ...
Ok Now im in a Chinese Fairytale.
AND SINCE WHEN WAS REUBEN A GIRL"S NAME?
Q. Put "[your name] asks" on Google
A: Adam is treating dancer Reuben, who has sprained his ankle. There is an immediate attraction between them and Reuben asks Adam out, ...
Ok this is not a coincidence.
ADAM can't possibly be a girl. so its either im a girl....Dont think about it!
Or a downright Gay...tsk tsk.
Q.Put "[your name] becomes" on Google
A: True, Reuben's personal guilt is part of the blight, but Reuben becomes more generally the typical American Indian-fighting frontiersman.
YUP! How did you ever guess?
My dream job! an Indian Fighting Frontiersman. (No Racism Intended)
Q. Put "[your name] likes" on Google
A: Reuben likes a girl, Jenny, but he's never had good fortunes when it comes to relationships. He wants to tell the world his obstacle but at the same time he...
Yeah. I'm cursed to either be a girl or be bad with relationships.How much worse can this get?
Q. Put "[your name] eats" on Google
A: When is a Reuben sandwich not just a Reuben sandwich? When one eats it amidst a denizen of rabidly committed, frequently vitriolic......
My name is plain wierd.
2 Votes for Sex Guru
2 Votes for being a girl
2 Votes for being a sandwich (Well i've heard about it. Think they sell it at Spinelli)
Q. Put "[your name] wears" on Google
A: Most of the program, however, mellows out with soothing ballads that allow Reuben to wear her heart on her shirtsleeve.
SEE SEE! THERE YOU ARE AGAIN! Reuben's once again a girl.
Q. Put "[your name] was arrested for" on Google
OK this is the worst! I'm gonna cry.
A: It was there Reuben was arrested by police, his Vermont home was then searched and police found more than 2,000 child pornography images on a computer.
I don't believe it. I'm starting to hate my name AHHAHAHA.
This is just so ridiculous.
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