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| day 6 of september holidays began at 6am"Hillbill came over to my house today ,
That loser , called me at nine in the morning when i was sleeping :(
& was like " Im coming to your house now "
Like what the hell .
Randomly lehhh ! & she takes forever to come ,
& when she does the first thing she does is
Open the fridge , Eeeediot ttm :(
hahahahhh ;D but it was fun studying withyou bills : D
since i got most of the bio questions correct & you didnt !
HHAHAHAHHA ;D first time im smarter ley :)"
in my defence, i want to say:
Jia en sucks at everything BUT the reproductive system.
thursday was the funniest shit since a while. after drama i headed over to kembangan. met marie today where my own belongings were used against me. then met je,racey and elaine to study. roflmao funny. drama again tomorrow. I WILL. memorise 600lines of script
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| mariechongjusthadtotellmeabout'theendoftheworld'550amxyztcheo 8-| says:
check out nibiru december 21 2012
550amxyztcheo 8-| says:
freak yourself out
550amxyztcheo 8-| says:
if we dont die from that, i have come up with a list anyway
550amxyztcheo 8-| says:
1a(lternatively). pandemic what with all the new mosquitos and mutating and chikunya. bacteria will destroy/decompose us
1b. if pandemic doesnt wipe everyone out, all the pesticides people keep using to defend themselves will only attack them and everyone left from 1a. shall die from cancer
2. global warming (me. hahaha ha ha ha. okay cold.)
3. if iraq really is building bombs and everything, the world will baozha (MEGAN AGREES.)
finally, we will all. die. virgins.
THE SKY IS GOING TO FAAAAAAALL.
of course i dont believe in this voodoo prediction from the sumerians anymore after today and a lot of convincing. BUT. it was interesting while i was afraid.
Mandarin Chinese profanity
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Mandarin slang)
The traditional Chinese characters for the word huàidàn (壞蛋), a Mandarin Chinese profanity meaning "bad egg"
Mandarin Chinese profanity
consists of many slang words and insults involving sex. While many
taboo words and expletives involve insulting someone's mother, it is
also common to show contempt by scorning another person's ancestors.
Prostitution
In addition to the above expressions used as insults directed
against women, other insults involve insinuating that they are
prostitutes:
- chòubiǎozi (臭婊子) = stinking whore
- gōng gòng qì chē (公共汽车) = slut (lit. "public bus") used for a women who sleeps around, as in "everyone has had a ride"
Sexual intercourse
- cào (肏/操) = fuck!
- gàn (干) = to do = fuck
- rì (日) (literally "the sun)"= fuck![citation needed]
- chǎofàn (simplified Chinese: 炒饭; traditional Chinese: 炒飯) = to have sex (lit. "fry rice")
- cào nǐ zǔzōng shíbā dài (肏你祖宗十八代) = fuck your ancestors to the eighteenth generation
Eggs...Melons...Rabbits.In at least one case, rabbit is part of an insult:
- xiǎotùzǎizi (小兔崽子) = son of a rabbit (quite ironically, this insult is often used by parents to insult their children)
okay the other expletives are damn disgusting but equally, if not, even more funny. so HERE! follow the link to the ends of the rainbow of colourful language
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_slang
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| yay this is how i memorise the periodic table
potassium nitrogen nitrogen
KNN
sharon: carbon carbon boron
CCB
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
and this is how sharon burst my bubble ^^
550amxyztcheo  : |
this is such a good way to memorise the
periodic table |
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I REALISED  |
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BUT YOU DUNNIT TO YOU
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GOT PERIODIC TABLE
DURING EXAMS ONE |
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| birds of a feather and KFC
okay this is a random video after LD last thursday. his hands are damnxmcnc nice.
BOAF drama EOY rehearsals today. we're experimenting with physical humour for this piece. hope it works out by term 4 week 1 wednesday. JIA YOU RUO BIN, LUO SE, JI LI FA DE, JI LI MA DE and NIGHTINGAQUALE/JIAO AU CHAO. k chem
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