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| I'm Not A Boob ManIt's true and many of my friends just don't get it. Don't get me wrong, I know how to appreciate the things and I even enjoy playing around with them from time to time; in fact I like to think I've got a rather finely tuned touch as I've been playing with them from an early age. That said, I can appreciate them in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of realness, but they don't "do it for me". A good old fashioned flashing from the side of the road might still cause me, like any other straight male, to veer off a bridge and die a horrible, fiery death leaving my body charred and disfigured but always smiling, but it's not the kind of death I'd welcome with open arms nor open fly.
Nope, the truth is I've typically dated rather small-chested ladies. I seem to gravitate toward B-cups, more of the 32 variety, but I've been known to dabble from 32As to 38Cs through 34DDs and the scheme in between in my day (the latter being an epic experience, not unlike a direct conversation with your god, but for other reasons I shan't divulge here). Again, an experience each time, each pair being a little different than the last, distinctness in shape, colours, sizes, textures. They're fun.
But nothing wins me over like lips.
I like looking at them, kissing them, nibbling, sucking, the whole lot. I love female lips. I love when they're smiling, when they're puckered, just licked, invitingly open, smirking, the whole lot. I love the texture of them, the softness between mine. I enjoy having them at my disposal and I use them to their fullest. I love them from all angles too. Lips feel different when you go at them from the upside-down position rather than straight face-to-face, eye-to-eye. I love when she smiles at the first kiss. I love when a passionate makeout session turns into a tv-style, open mouth, little tongue, full fledged romantic kiss. I love when she brushes her lips over mine with her mouth agape, breathing into my mouth, staring me in the eyes. I love when she lays on the bed, eyes closed, fully clothed, pinned down, and I place my lips on hers but don't actually allow a kiss by pulling away just on contact. I love that feeling, the softness of the two getting firm as she attempts to pucker but I force her back. I love when she does it to me. I love when I can get at them from any direction I want, be it from the side, the top, or the bottom; head on, tilting my head from side to side so as to attempt to experience them to their fullest, like it's the last time I'll ever have a chance. I love tasting hers.
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| A PSA On The LHC
In just under a month the LHC will have its first injection beam sent into the collider and sometime in October the beams will be sent running into each other in opposite directions so as to introduce a higher relative velocity (rather than a single moving beam hitting a stationary one). The goal of this multi-billion dollar, international collaboration is multifold, the most popular of which is finding the Higgs boson, the theorized elementary particle that gives mass to all the others. So the LHC will fire streams of protons into each other and their resulting collission will split them into their constituent particles. Special relativity says that the faster something moves the more mass it acquires, and also that mass and energy are related; a more quickly moving beam of hadrons (particles made of quarks like protons, for instance) would then have more energy than a slower moving one. We are now dealing with a machine capable of producing the highest output energies made by man which may result in some rather interesting results unseen since, as the popular media likes to spout, "since just a few instants after the Big Bang". So then there's this big fear circling the experiments like micro black holes being created and engulfing the Earth or strangelet creation which, when they come in to contact with other matter, turn everything into more strangelets.
First, micro black holes should evaporate according to something called Hawking radiation (named after the famous British android), that is, over a finite amount of time, in this case incredibly small, the micro black hole would cease to exist and pose us no problems. Then the popular question seems to be, "well what if Hawking radiation is wrong and the black hole just keeps sucking things in?" Well, then we would have a problem, no? This would be true, of course, if it were not for the fact that the creation of micro black holes and the theory of Hawking radiation are interrelated altogether; that is, if micro black holes are even possible to create in the LHC then Hawking radiation must be true and must follow, if Hawking radiation is not true then black holes are no possible at the LHC.
Strangelets (particles of nearly equal numbers of u-, d-, and s-type quarks) are actively being searched in the US at the RHIC and have been since 2000 but none have ever been found. The LHC will use hadrons as heavy as those at the RHIC at times and, due to the higher energy of the LHC, strangelets would be more difficult to produce as strange matter is more difficult to create in higher energies (the popular analogy is strangelet creation in high energies being akin to creating ice in high-temperature water).
So micro black holes are irrelevent and strangelet production is barely an issue. Stop worrying. Science is fun.
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| I have a secret
and I'll bet you can figure it out.
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| My Worlda high quality version exists on youtube
I'm not impressed by much on the internet as I'm actually its emperor and have come across everything at least once. That said, Matt Harding has got me all flustered more than once with his videos and his latest upload just a few weeks ago sent me over the top. I absolutely adore this man and what he's shared with the rest of us though Youtube. In fact I adore Youtube, or at least the concept of it. I sincerely believe my life, views, and understanding of the world and its people have been enhanced orders of magnitude my parents' generation could never comprehend.
Now it's just a matter of going out there and experiencing it firsthand, right?
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| The Dogs Die
Nothing to say right now.
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