So while buying packets of biscuits for doggies, I spotted an old love: Fusen bubble gum. For the younglings, I shall let Vishal Patel wax erotica over the wonders of this gum (don't miss the tattoo gallery down-scroll, beware the naked He-Man). The sight of the gum immediately brought another memory -- the song bubblegum from Nacho Libre, that bestest of movies that few have seen and fewer still, appreciate. It is a song so ridiculous and catchy that it should be considered gospel and spawn its own religion. It would too, if the world got its priorities right. So, this post is for the souls who have searched high and low to find the tune. To caress its bubbliness and to giggle in its idiocy. You can find the MP3 here. God bless your kind soul, whoever uploaded it. I found the link at this place. Which I got through Google. Google, sir, you can abuse my rights any time. As for the chap that uploaded the song -- If we ever meet, I will buy you a Fusen. Dibs on the tattoo!

My almost-certainly-incorrect-lyrics for (a part of) the song:

Yes! I am a man who comes from other countries
Yes! I am a foreigner as you can see
Yes! I enjoy the (huh?) world of progress
And a lovely colour TV, aircondition, hairspray,
And a lack of (whu?) but it feels another way (<--- NOT SURE ABOUT THIS AT ALLLLLLLLLL)
But there is something, something, something that is best for me --
Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, for me!
Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum, for me!

AYE! BUBBLEGUM FER SURE. ARRR.

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Some of my favourite quotes from the movie:

Nacho: "Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic."

Nacho: "Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest. Here we have the corn. The best in the city. It's delicious. That is where I get the day-old chips, over in a secret place. And that is a crazy lady. So now you got a little taste of what I do. It's pretty dang exciting, huh?"

Nacho: "My mother was a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia and my father, a deacon from Mexico. They tried to convert each other, but they got married instead. And then they died."

Sister Encarnación: "Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, play volleyball..."
Nacho: "You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do every day."

Nacho: "And they don't think I know a bunch of crap about the Gospel, but I do."

Señor Ramon: "What is this?"
Nacho: "Leftovers, enjoy."
Señor Ramon: "There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?"
Nacho: "Somebody stole them."
Señor Ramon: "Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?"

Elderly Monk: "This is the worst lunch I ever had."
Señor Ramon: "Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
Nacho: "Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty."

Nacho: "Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

Nacho: "Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior? Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants?"

Nacho: "I'm a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff."

Nacho: "Okay, orphans, listen to me. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face, or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible... not to wrestle your neighbor."

Sister Encarnación: "I've been looking for you. Where have you been?"
Nacho: "I've been here. I've been sleeping."
Sister Encarnación: "In a frilly shirt and slacks?"
Nacho: "They are my PJs."

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